Neujahrsvorsätze, extended Version: WARNING, EXPLICIT CONTENT!

If you can not take a hold of the following resolutions, terrorists will conquer your country!
So you better be a better person than last year.
Here are the brand new New Year´s Resolutions, 2014:



* White Anything

* Violet Night

* Bunter Frieden

* Recall the Boss

* Vomit if you have to

* Beware of the dog

* But you can bring your dog, if you like

* You should play the wolf for at least one evening of the following year

* spielen mit Kindern zu jeder Zeit nötig

* mindestens dreisprachig denken und weiterwachsen





anais